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*Yawn* I suppose we should have some basic rules...a manifesto if you will
Kicked In The Dicebags by its very design is, was and ever will be... a show meant to give a pure high voltage shock in the monkey nuts.. to those that need it.
It is a wake up call to our fellow geeks and the gaming industry at large not to take itself so seriously that it becomes the antithesis of what it should be at its beating heart..MOTHERFUCKING FUN.
It is a safe haven for our guest hosts to say things on our show that on their own shows that might feel inclined to say but don't due their own constraint or policies exacted on their own shows.
As such this show gives their testicles weight and gives them room to breathe.
We are the metaphorical mighty dick hammer that swings full nut into the controversial topics knocking them on their asses without the lubrication until they are used up and require medical attention.
The show is a bane to those that value the dick waving banner of hypocrisy, stagnant thought and veil of false politeness/courtesy so as not to offend with the possibility of dissenting opinion, or debate.
We just speak our minds on what occurs to us at the turn of the moment sometimes intelligent well thought conversation flows from this at random and sometimes not.
If you happen to be defined under the classification of species of human being that runs timidly scampering in the pack of the beta males, yes men that stand for nothing and roam amongst the shivering, nutless tweezed eyebrow metrosexuals without the remote possibility of tripping over a conviction or an idea that might stand apart from the crowd as an original thought and not reciting pablum or god awful tedium then it falls to me to enlighten you and those like you. This forum you are visiting right now is not for you. I will not judge you or pass sentence as life already did years ago.
But if you are being repeatedly offensive to the men and women here..or just coming equipped a loud moist vacant hole making incoherent sounds in being disrespectful.... and or being a deviant /disturbed fuckass equipped with a brain that encompasses the sum collective remnants of extinct passenger pigeon turds from an clandestine Audubon Society porno shoot from the year 1910.
You will be not be tolerated either as you will be dropkicked into orbit off this forum with steel tipped boots caked in fresh African rhinoceros shit.
The words engraved on those boots say....you don't have to go home tonight but you can't stay here.
Yadda yadda, I could go on *yawn* about treating others with mutual respect as you would want yourselves and to please not show any NSFW pictures of Rush Limbaugh being sodomized by whales in the Pacific and the purple constipated faces he makes while in their blowhole. Unless they are going in the... that's fucked up thread.
As for the name calling and trolling...
Do not compare people's mothers to a hairy bag of fucking sand or that they themselves are the hapless victims of an illegal sperm jettison from Amy Winehouse.
We will laugh at first and then chastise you and then laugh again.
But you get the drift.
You are all adults as we presume and you will be treated as such and I expect that you will act as such and police yourselves as is needed.
Carry on.
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jonathan_landreth
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« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2009, 06:05:28 PM » |
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Sticky this please, David.
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"What? You don't like funny, is that it!?"
- Luke Meyer
"You should never wash your hands because then you will have more germs than everything else and other germs will just think "what's the point."
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HPLustcraft
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« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2009, 05:21:58 PM » |
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What a Manifesto!
If you were orating that to a crowd, I would be in that crowd...Most likely as Security, eager to give anyone who got out of line a taste of my elbow, but in the crowd nonetheless...
Am I sick?
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« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2009, 06:08:28 AM » |
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What a Manifesto!
If you were orating that to a crowd, I would be in that crowd...Most likely as Security, eager to give anyone who got out of line a taste of my elbow, but in the crowd nonetheless...
Am I sick?
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« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2009, 11:39:14 AM » |
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So let me sum it up:
1)No trolling
2)No NSFW pics
3)Dont be a prick
... or the ban hammer comes a knockin. Did I get it right?
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« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2009, 05:17:16 PM » |
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The NSFW pics can go in the that's fucked up thread...
Of course if its anything dealing with pedophilia, posting nude pictures of a drunk girlfriend or lover in the midst of intercourse negotiations without their consent to do so or just fucking a dead possum on the side of the road that will earn you a sit down with the hammer.
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« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2009, 05:21:39 PM » |
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Everything but the pedo pics are welcome at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com however  |
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« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2009, 08:28:51 PM » |
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Are you really sure opening that gate ? Because we have a request to be someone's "cheeseburger friend" waiting in our mailbox. |
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« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2009, 08:53:20 PM » |
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That's Me! and it's "cheezburger" not cheeseburger.
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« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2009, 10:05:24 PM » |
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That's Me! and it's "cheezburger" not cheeseburger.
You scared the shit out of me..I wasn't prepared to be bent over to be someone's quarter pounder.  |
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« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2009, 02:00:27 AM » |
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Do you remember what happened when Adam (in those days) said he'll gladly accept all the furry porn? |
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« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2009, 06:30:22 AM » |
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Do you remember what happened when Adam (in those days) said he'll gladly accept all the furry porn? Other people volunteered me. That wasn't something I wanted. I'm glad that Pat is now getting it. It gives me solace that a bad joke still continues.  |
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« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2009, 03:22:51 PM » |
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Hmmmm...
Would that picture that my Dad's fucked in the head friend took when I was one year old of me wearing tiny lederhosen and holding a copy of 'Mein Kampf' count as kiddy porn?
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PS - My lady is Jewish...When I told her about this picture, she cracked up a LOT more than I thought she would, and not in an ironic way! Who knew?
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